Tabletop Iron Man

Ingredients
 1 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1 slice lime
1 pinch salt


 
Preparation
 Pour Cuervo Gold into shot glass and serve with lime and salt. Take salt and snort it up your nose, take shot, squirt lime in your eye. Use a napkin to clean up.

 

Also see ...

Almond Chocolate Coffee
Pour in order into coffee cup. Top with whipped creme and chocolate shcvings.

Tanker
Pour a full can of Keystone Light into a beer mug. Add Grey Goose vodka (or any vodka that you might have), and serve.

Gator Juice
Drain fruit (if using canned fruit) or use fresh fruit if desired, and set juice aside. Place fruit in a bowl or container, add half of each bottle of alcohol, and allow to soak for as long as possible (overnight works best). BR BRThe following day, or whenever ready, add the fruit juice you sav

Tatanka
Pour Zubrowka vodka over ice in an old fashioned glass. Add apple juice and a lemon wedge, and serve.

Ten More Minutes
Pour all ingredients into a blender with/without ice as desired. Blend until smooth. Coat the rim of an old fashioned glass with sugar, and garnish with a slice of citrus fruit. Pour mixture from blender into glass, and serve. Should serve two or three.

Tequila Bang Bang
Pour ingredients, in equal parts, into a shot glass. Put your hand on it and be sure its hermetic. Slam it on the table, and shoot.

Tequila Boom
Before drinking, put a napkin on top of the glass and your hand over that. Bang it on the table (so that the gases rise to the top) and shoot.

Tequila Cosmo
Shake tequila, triple sec, fresh lime juice and cranberry juice together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a whiskey sour glass and squeeze a further wedge of lime on top. Discard lime, and serve.

Tequila Pop
Pour ingredients into a tall shot glass. Cover the glass with a coaster or hand and slam the glass hard onto the table. Shoot immediately.

Almond Cooler
Blend all except ice for 10 15 seconds. Add the ice cubes and blend for another 10 seconds to break up the ice cubes slightly. Serve in a Poco Grande or Hurricane glass garnished with a slice of orange and a Marichino cherry.

Tequila Stone Sour
Pour tequila into a cocktail glass. Add a splash of triple sec, and fill with swee and sour mix and orange juice. Serve.

Tequila Surprise
Pour Cuervo tequila over crushed ice in a margarita glass. Add Malibu rum, Tropicana orange juice and Del Monte pineapple juice. Stir briefly, then drizzle the Chambord raspberry liqueur around the edge and into the center of the drink. Garnish by placing a wedge of lime and a wedge of pineapple on

Texas Lightning Bolt
Add ingredients to a shot glass, and serve with a straw.

Aftershock Surprise
Add Aftershock and sambuca to a pint glass almost filled with Carlsberg, and serve.

Continental #2
Pour all ingredients over ice in a highball glass, stir and serve.

Motherfucker #2
Pour all ingredients over ice in a highball glass, and serve.

The Big Johnson #2
Cut a lime into slices and coat in sugar. Pour Ketel One vodka, Southern Comfort and White Lightning into a pitcher filled with ice. Pour cranberry juice into the pitcher last and allow to mingle with the spirits. Do not stir, since this weakens it. Pour through a strainer into a tall glass, and chu

Bitch Slap #2
Pour ingredients, in equal parts, into a shot glass, and serve.

Bling Bling
Pour butterscotch schnapps and raspberry vodka in equal parts into a shot glass, and serve.

Cherry Popper #2
Pour irish cream and tequila rose into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.

Almond Delight
Pour Sambuca first, then Amaretto.

The Crypt
Pour all ingredients except 151 rum into a cocktail shaker. Shake and strain over ice in a tall glass. Float the 151 rum on the top, and serve.

Fatass
Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and Bacardi Limon into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.

FDU Spanish
Pour Hpnotiq into a shot glass. Add an equal amount of Bacardi Limon rum, stir, and serve.

Fizzy Green Hunnit
Pour blue curacao and vodka over ice in a collins glass. Add Red Bull, stir, and serve.

More
Mixes
Muffins